
Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.
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Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.
"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."
Designated Smoking Area - Please do not tap on glass
'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'
'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'
"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"
'Well, at least they DID create a designated smoking area.'
'You have time for a smoke break?'
Smoking
"This is our company's smoking area..."
Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.
The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana
Merry Christmas.
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."
"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."
House of Beans - No Smoking.
'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'
"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."
"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."
'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'
Stop Smoking Program.
'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'
"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."
'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'
'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'
Vaping cigarette
Nature is not perfect
'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'
'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'
"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."
'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'
'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'
"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."
Mashed potatoes...
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