Smoke Break Warrior Gifts

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'There you are - it works!'

Punch has a smoking break.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Healthy Ultimatum

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Do the patches help?'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'Is this the smoking area?'

No smoking graveyard.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'