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'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'There you are - it works!'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

Healthy Ultimatum

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Do the patches help?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

No smoking graveyard.

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'