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"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Is this the smoking area?'

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

Security Guard Catches Smoker