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'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

'Is this the smoking area?'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'

'Caution wet deck'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Smoking

Having a sneaky cigarette is more exiting than a suicide attempt

Smoking

'You have time for a smoke break?'