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Security Guard Catches Smoker

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

"Let's do a deal: we'll believe in you again, and you'll extend our parents credit card limit."

Having a sneaky cigarette is more exiting than a suicide attempt

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