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"Pardone Monsieur, the restaurant is non smoking"

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Happy little clouds

Punch has a smoking break.

'There you are - it works!'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

A Break In Music

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'