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"Pardone Monsieur, the restaurant is non smoking"

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Happy little clouds

Punch has a smoking break.

'There you are - it works!'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

A Break In Music

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

Violin Pipe

"Is this the e-cig room?

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'