Smoke Break Humorist T-Shirts

Delight a humor-loving friend with a T-shirt that’s all about their love of a good smoke break joke. Fun, comfortable, and full of personality, it’s a casual statement of wit.

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'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.' mockup

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

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Punch has a smoking break.

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'Do you mind!!?'

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"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself." mockup

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!" mockup

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

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"The dog wants out again!"

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'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.' mockup

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

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"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick." mockup

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

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'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?' mockup

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

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igloo smoking zone...

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'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.' mockup

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

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'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?' mockup

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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"It's my in-tray!"

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Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair mockup

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine." mockup

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?' mockup

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

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"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

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'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?' mockup

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

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'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...' mockup

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

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"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa." mockup

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant." mockup

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

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Cloud 10.

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Smoke Break Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Smoke Break Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and humorous mugs perfect for any smoke break humorist looking to add a chuckle to their coffee time.

Smoke Break Humorist Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows that celebrate the lighter side of taking a pause. Ideal for gifting or adding a playful touch to your relaxation area.

Smoke Break Humorist Prints

Discover humorous prints that capture the spirit of a well-timed smoke break. Perfect for decorating a fun and relaxed space.