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'I'm going back in for some fresh air.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

José Saramago

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

Mashed potatoes...

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."