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"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"What?!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

The Farmer's Return.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Punch has a smoking break.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'