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Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."

A smoker

Cigarette smoke forms a death sign.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

'Is that new?' 'Yes sir, the smoke less cigarette!'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'I don't think much of these sealed smoking rooms.'

Smokers' Airline

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

Smoking away money.

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

"What are you thinking about?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Smells good. What is it?'

Stop Smoking Program.