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Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'Now where did I put that snuff can with the skin scrapings?'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Exempli Gratia.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

Albert Camus

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'