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A smoker

'Sorry, Blenkinsop Major, I could only get Gold Tip.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

José Saramago

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'