Tobacco Aficionados T-Shirts

Exempli Gratia.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

José Saramago

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

A shared passion

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Mashed potatoes...

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Albert Camus

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'