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Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Sir Winston Churchill

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Mashed potatoes...

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Exempli Gratia.

Nature is not perfect