Tobacco Aficionados Pillows

Exempli Gratia.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

José Saramago

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Mashed potatoes...

A shared passion

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Nature is not perfect

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'