Cigarette Enthusiasts Pillows

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Remote control car breakdown.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Mashed potatoes...

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

The Farmer's Return.

Exempli Gratia.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'