Cigarette Enthusiasts Gifts

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

José Saramago

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.