Cigar Enthusiasts Gifts

'Most of your support comes from short, bald, cigar smoking, fat men.'

Two Men Smoking and Discussing Fashion.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

José Saramago

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

H L Mencken.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Devil Smokes Cigar

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"