Cigar Enthusiasts Gifts

'Most of your support comes from short, bald, cigar smoking, fat men.'

Two Men Smoking and Discussing Fashion.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Men on the side of a building.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"What?!"

José Saramago

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Devil Smokes Cigar

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"