Cigar Enthusiast Gifts

Man can't reach to light huge cigar.

'Do you think someone should tell him that being 'Churchillian' involves more than smoking an Havanna and getting pissed?'

'Would you please ask the people at the other tables to stop coughing.' (smokers)

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

"Hey, Pal, … I paid good money for these pollution credits."

Smoking in office cubicles.

'Come in, Furgis. Would you care for an organic cigar?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Let's see if I can't turn that down a little."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'We had a baby girl. Want a light?'

The Army Cigar

Dollar bailout transfusion

"I was talking about cigars! 'We shall light them in the bleachers!'"

"I can see in your resume that you are a problem solver!"

"Tom, leadership involves more than smoking a 'Churchillean' cigar and shouting at people."

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

"Don't worry, I won't jump. I just came out here to smoke a big smelly cigar."

'Oh no, no, no, I'm just having a cigar.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

Promising!

"I just needed a little thalt before bed."

"Here's something we both miss - used to be you could smoke anywhere in New York City."

Winston Churchill

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Three Cigars

A man tries on different cigars in front of a mirror.

Sir Winston Churchill

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)