Cigar Appreciator Gifts

'Globalization never did me any harm.'

Skunk with Cigar.

"He told me he'd quit smoking cigars if I'd quit nagging. I've come to enjoy the smell of cigars."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Men on the side of a building.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

H L Mencken.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

The night after Christmas.

Devil Smokes Cigar

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

William Hague as Churchill.

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."