Cigar Appreciation Gifts

'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

'We have valet smoking, sir.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

H L Mencken.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Men on the side of a building.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Devil Smokes Cigar

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

The night after Christmas.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

William Hague as Churchill.

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Smoking in office cubicles.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'