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'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

'We have valet smoking, sir.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

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"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

The night after Christmas.

Devil Smokes Cigar

William Hague as Churchill.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Smoking in office cubicles.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."