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'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

José Saramago

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Devil Smokes Cigar

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Smoking in office cubicles.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

A shared passion

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'