Cigarette Appreciator Mugs

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

José Saramago

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

Devil Smokes Cigar

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Smoking in office cubicles.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

A shared passion

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