Cigarette Aficionado Mugs

The Smoking Shelter Inn.

"Hmm... remarkable for your age. Either you are an outlier or an out and out liar."

One Last Puff

'It's his protest at the tobacco display ban.'

'I'm not surprised we're nearly extinct...just look at you!'

José Saramago

"I considered putting his ashes in an urn, but Bob would have wanted it this way."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Men on the side of a building.

H L Mencken.