Smoking Aficionados Mugs

The Farmer's Return.

'I'm an atheist!'

Match striking military style

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Bring back smoking.

'Mensa smoking club'

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

José Saramago

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

A shared passion

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'