Tobacco Aficionado Mugs

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Solemn Pronouncement

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

José Saramago

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Albert Camus

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'