Coffee Appreciator Mugs

The Government In My Life.

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

CANCELLED

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Selling lemon latt�

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."