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Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We're still a damn good race when it comes to catching a cab."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Devil Smokes Cigar

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust..."

'Lets face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'I always buy American except when it comes to cigars, wine, beer and cars.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker