Cigar Connoisseur T-Shirts

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We're still a damn good race when it comes to catching a cab."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Devil Smokes Cigar

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust..."

'Lets face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'I always buy American except when it comes to cigars, wine, beer and cars.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Sir Winston Churchill

Party Animals.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."