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"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Men on the side of a building.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

H L Mencken.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

The night after Christmas.

Devil Smokes Cigar

William Hague as Churchill.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Smoking in office cubicles.