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'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Peter Lorre caricature

H L Mencken.

Men on the side of a building.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Devil Smokes Cigar

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

The night after Christmas.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

William Hague as Churchill.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."