Cigar Gifts

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

Peter Lorre caricature

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Devil Smokes Cigar

William Hague as Churchill.

The night after Christmas.

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Smoking in office cubicles.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."