Cigars Gifts

"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Man can't reach to light huge cigar.

"Shall we join the men?"

'Do you think someone should tell him that being 'Churchillian' involves more than smoking an Havanna and getting pissed?'

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

Stage hand has cigars ready.

'It's all smoke and mirrors and obscene bonuses.'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"This cigar is doubly illegal. It's from Cuba and it's packed with Marijuana."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Smoking in office cubicles.

Close but No Cigar

After Dinner Cigar.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'Once I gave a sucker an even break. It ruined my whole day.'

'I always buy American except when it comes to cigars, wine, beer and cars.'

'You won't catch any smoked salmon that way - try a cigar stub!'

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

'I'd give up smoking, but I'm not a quitter . . .'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"He told me he'd quit smoking cigars if I'd quit nagging. I've come to enjoy the smell of cigars."

Cigar. . . but not even remotely close.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Smoking section, please.'

The Smoking Helicopter Pilot

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."

Santa El Comandante

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...

Aiming smoke rings.

The Death of Fidel Castro - A Cigar Stubbed Out

Man smokes a cloud of text.