Cigars And Cigarettes Gifts

Peter Lorre caricature

Sir Winston Churchill

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Do you mind!!?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Merry Christmas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Pelobong

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon