Cigar Smoking Gifts

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

Here's to all those suckers we've convinced money won't make them happy.

Don't you Guantanamera me young lady!

Smoke rings.

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Punk Reindeer

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Men gossiping

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Do you mind!!?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.