Cigar Curiosity Gifts

"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Men on the side of a building.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Devil Smokes Cigar

The night after Christmas.

William Hague as Churchill.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Smoking in office cubicles.