Cigars And Cigarettes Pillows

Peter Lorre caricature

Sir Winston Churchill

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Do you mind!!?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Richard Hughes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"