Smoking Cigars Pillows

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Investments: Free Box Of Cuban Cigars If You Invest In Our 'Cuba Fund'.

'A 'bull market' is only a 'bull market', but a good cigar is a smoke.'

The Butler.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you mind!!?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Professional woman in pub

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"