Cigar Lover Pillows

"Shall we join the men?"

Winston Churchill.

Sir Winston Churchill

"Of course I support the Cuban embargo...with one exception."

Two Men Smoking Discuss the Importance of having a Beard if in Uniform.

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

US and Cuban Handshake.

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'You won't catch any smoked salmon that way - try a cigar stub!'

The Butler.

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

"I'll say a word, then you say the first word that pops into your mind."

"You can't fool all the people all the time. But most of the people most of the time? That's easy?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Join me in a beer?

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'