Cigar Aficionados Pillows

Oversized Cigar

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."

A shared passion

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

Santa and reindeer smoking cigars and drinking a glass of brandy in rocking chairs.

'He's a good watchdog,but not particularly good with children.'

'Once I gave a sucker an even break. It ruined my whole day.'

Drag Racing

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

"I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

José Saramago

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.