Cigarette Aficionados Pillows

A smoker

'Sorry, Blenkinsop Major, I could only get Gold Tip.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"What?!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

José Saramago

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

A shared passion

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'