Smoke Aficionados Pillows

"I'll never get used to the smoking ban."

Remote control car breakdown.

Alternative fuels research: 'Eureka! We developed an engine that runs on second-hand smoke!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Exempli Gratia.

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

A shared passion

Mashed potatoes...

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

Lab Rat Rehab...