Smoke Aficionados Prints

"I'll never get used to the smoking ban."

Remote control car breakdown.

Alternative fuels research: 'Eureka! We developed an engine that runs on second-hand smoke!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

José Saramago

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

A shared passion

Albert Camus

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

The Farmer's Return.

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'