Smoke Aficionado Prints

Trophy no smoking campaigner

'Fred, everybody is here!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I don't care how cheap they are, Dennis, I don't approve of single use pipes."

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

'Have a cigar, rolled on the thighs of a boyband member...'

-Our neighbour seems to have problems with mist. -Not mist, smoke.

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...

Cremation today of Phil Phagash - much loved tobacconist of this parish.

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'

The Mugging

"As you can see, this model produces lovely stratocumulus clouds."

Mashed potatoes...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."