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"Shall we join the ladies?"

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"It's just a fact of life that sometimes bad things happen to good cigars."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

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Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

"If we're done grousing about Cuba, let's have in to those cigars."

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'Leaders need to be prepared to make sacrifices and you're mine!'

'It turned out that if I gave up smoking, drinking and eating rich food I had a 36% greater risk of dying of boredom.'

Great Deal Of Fund: Havana Cigars.

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

'Someone should tell him theres more to being Churchillian than attempting to smoke a 12' cigar...'

'I buy my cigars at Ikea!'

'Don't get your hopes up. In private practice, malt whisky and havana cigars mean you're terminal.'

'It's all smoke and mirrors and obscene bonuses.'

Stage hand has cigars ready.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

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Here's to all those suckers we've convinced money won't make them happy.

Someone should tell him that being Churchillian involves more than an 8' Havana and a bottle of whisky.

Two men signing a contract and lighting cigars.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Wide Boy.

What's a coronation without a corona?

"This cigar is doubly illegal. It's from Cuba and it's packed with Marijuana."

'Welcome to the smoke-filled room.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."