Tobacco Enthusiasts Gifts

'Now where did I put that snuff can with the skin scrapings?'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

The Farmer's Return.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Exempli Gratia.

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Nature is not perfect

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."