Tobacco Enthusiast Gifts

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

Tobacco black-marketing.

"Tobacco stocks opened lower on rumors that tobacco stocks would get smoked at the opening of trading."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"What?!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Exempli Gratia.

The Farmer's Return.

Mashed potatoes...