Smoke Enthusiast Gifts

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

Havana Cigars Limited

'It's not you, it's your carbon footprint.'

'Not for me thanks, mate - I'm only a passive smoker.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Well, it's a good thing you changed cigarettes, Frank. You only have cancer light."

"Of all the places I didn't expect a smoking ban,"

'Thanks for the call madam...but that's actually their designated smoking room.'

After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'...And what else did you bring back from the New World, Columbus?'

Grills Gone Wild.

Vaping cigarette

'... but the good news is, you don't need to stop smoking and drinking!'

A pen rests in an ashtray.

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

Moses takes a rest.

'I do like a post-coital smoke.'

Deserted island with a 'No Smoking' sign on it

'Ugh! What's all this nonsense about passive smoking?' (Wife collapsed in background)

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'You've got a buildup of creosote. It's no wonder: You smoked like a chimney.'

'My client is willing to plead guilty if he would be sentenced to a facility that allows smoking.'

Carbon Trading.

'Sir Walter! Over Here!'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'No, I can never reach to light my own either!'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

'I see bill came out second best in his hassle with Helen over smoking in the house.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron