Smoking Enthusiast Gifts

"Must I really go outside to smoke?"

'Yes, sir, we do have a smoking section.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Astronaut Smoking In Space

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'It's so reassuring to know that our sprinkler system is on the ball.'

Pub Quiz - 'Question 5: Where are all the contestants?'

Sergei Rachmaninov

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.

Passive-Aggressive Smoker

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Smokers Of The World Ignite

Banner reads - Unite and Fight the Smoking Ban. 'They've all gone outside for a fag'

Building with Chute and Skip for Smokers.

"AGAIN!! - Oooh, go on, do it again..!"

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"Don't lose your edge."

"Of course you can! You're more than welcome here whenever you fancy a cigarette."

Nature is not perfect

"Is it just me or does the smoke break area keep moving closer to the firing squad range?"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

After Dinner at the White House

'Am I pleased to see you - have you got a light?'

Once we baby boomers kark it, all the good jobs got to you lot.

Pirate with a cigarette lighter in his hook.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

No Smoking Building.

Non Smoking/Smoking.

'Not now son... I'm a puffin.'

'I started smoking because I figured - eh - why not? I deprive myself of oxygen anyway.'

A place to smoke.